PARTY TWISTER

it was 2 am and the party was a rockin’

i was feeling fine ’til Joe started talkin’

a tornado’s touched down about a mile from here 

let’s head for the cellar and bring the beer!

well i went outside and what did i see? 

a mean lookin’ twister bearin’ down on me 

it hopped to the left and skipped to the right

i could only stare at the incredible sight 

the wind was a screamin’and i heard it say

i’m lookin’ for a party so get outta my way! 

oh, i’m a bad old twister i’m the Finger of Fury

a headin’ cross country as judge and jury!

i threw my beer and it sucked it right in 

then the twister hit me with a bottle of gin 

it knocked me out and i fell to the ground 

a few minutes later i heard a creakin’ sound 

the door to my basement was all i could see 

it swung open and my friends looked at me 

we smiled at each other and shed a few tears 

then cursed that old twister lookin’ for beers